Rule 1: Always post the rules
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to the post.
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.
I was tagged by Emily.
1. Do I get in trouble if you are the only person I send this to? (Fredrika) Yes. The boogeyman is going to kill you while you’re sleeping because you only sent it to me.
2. I know a lot about you so it is hard to ask questions? Okay?
3. Who is your favorite ginger named Emily? Not Emily Mathias.
4. What did you eat for dinner tonight? I haven’t had dinner yet.
5. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? The letters between A and Z.
6. Did you know that I am currently laying on my bed? Really? How fascinating.
7. What is your favorite type of peanut? Your face, because it kills me.
8. What is your favorite type of animal? PIGGIES!
9. Why am I doing this? Because you love me.
10. I refuse to do 11 questions because 11 is stupid. Can we not pick an even number? Get your shit together tumblr. Rude.
11. Emily is a butthole.
1. Emily doesn’t get any new questions because she’s stupid.
Okay so Emily is ginger whore, Fred is swede slut. Wtf am I, Jew?
Dead. Personal favorite. (Taken with Instagram)
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Emily is the coolest person to ever walk the planet earth. She is NOT the coolest person in the universe because I’m sure aliens are cooler than her. They are probably fat with multiple penises and multiple nipples like McKenzie.
McKenzie is a stupid cool kid. She thinks she is cool but she is actually just a stupid person.
Hedvig is just weird. There is no other way to describe it.
Ingrid is the most popular girl in school. One time she wore army pants with flip flops so I bought army pants with flip flops (mean girls reference). Ingrid is my idol. She gives me a very large bulge in my pants whenever I think of her. This is a little strange given she is my sister by birth.
Cupcake and Frosting are as cute as a jiggly cake. CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE.
Mom is doing the dishes. She does not like to do the dishes but she is the mom. “JUST WAIT JUST WAIT.”
Dad is on a business to Dallas. Dallas is a long way away. Dallas is almost as long as the…..sun. I think. I’ve never been to the sun.
Frosting told me he has been to the sun. That’s why he is a grump.
Emily likes one erection. Almost as much as she likes poop.
Meaning she doesn’t like One direction or one erection because one erection is boring you need multiple to have fun.
WHO SAID THAT.
Virgin Mary right harrrrrr.
*Edit: This was written by Emily. She’s weird. And I’m pretty sure she was on some sort of drug when she wrote this.*