How Swede It Is

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June 2011

Sunflower Themed Wedding

fuckyeahweddingideas:

ayeayecaptainobvious asked: Can you come down to the office? I need your help with something.

I just finished South Riding. I'm now depressed.

theawkwardging asked: I have my opening. And the topic sentence for the next paragraph....

-hedvvig asked: I have a poem for you.

Your face
is like a pile of poop,
it's very poop like.
You are very poop like.

It was a free verse if you didn't notice.

:)

And now a .gif of how you look like while running on the treadmill.

theawkwardging asked: I WAS LETTING YOU KNOW MY FEELINGS.

More like avoiding my paper.

theawkwardging asked: I thought Ingrid and I were friends...

“I`m so happy for the city of Winnipeg and the fans. It’s always been a very...”

– Teemu Selanne (via 33royhappened)

theawkwardging asked: I am hurt. Just kidding. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!

theawkwardging asked: I don't think Ingrid is following me....insulted.

bodo-bobo: And So It Goes Billy Joel arranged by...

May 2011

ayeayecaptainobvious: itsdazzaoi: Amazing...

theawkwardging: I.HATE.THIS.KID. Not really. He is actually pretty nice. The one time I talked to him. But still. FUCK YOU. Not Tyler Seguin. The green man. Used to be known as “NHL-tshirt kid”. Now is known as “Tyler Seguin kid”.

To Ingrid, Fredrika, and Hedvig:

ayeayecaptainobvious: fattomatoberries: I think it is so cute how you guys all have Tumblrs, and you’re a family and stuff. It’s like, instead of texting each other annoying stuff, you can send crazy asks to one another! X) It’d be Keeping Up With the U-S’s if you compiled all your personal posts together! :D Okay, I’m done. — Note: Be blessed you were given the honor of being my...

Not to sound big-headed or anything...

peace-love-penguins: But I think I’d be an awesome girlfriend. In the case of the guy I like now, I genuinely care about him. I can be silly. I can be cute (or awkward idk which). I can be loving. I can be supportive. I’ll go watch his games if he plays sports. Or watch his shows if he’s in a band. I’ll make an effort to meet his parents and it will be my mission to make them love me. I’d...

What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also...

itallfuckingsucks: thatllwork:

I had a weird dream during my nap.

It involved this kid at school (whom I’ve never talked to) who plays hockey, me babysitting his younger brother (he doesn’t have one), his older sister showing up (he doesn’t have one) who turns out to be a beauty queen (like pageants), driving on a bridge, birds swooping in for fish, and we were listening to The Beatles.

I woke up, seeing that Atlanta has been sold to...

Then again, I haven’t been online since 11 last night. Maybe it happened earlier…

I'm not wearing any pants right now...

theawkwardging asked: Souffle.

cipollinimeanslittleonion-deact asked: gov tomorrow :( i asked if i could skip...my mom said no :( :(

theawkwardging asked: I sound like a whore.

theawkwardging asked: Tyler Seguin has magic...uh...powers....so we will be good once I finish college. Being a teacher requires some school.

theawkwardging asked: Kids just don't come the sky ;)

theawkwardging asked: Once upon a time, you met Tyler Seguin and got married.
You moved to Sweden and lived in a Apartment.
You eventually had 50 kids with Tyler Seguin.
You drove around in a Olive Green Bug.
You worked as a Teacher until the age of 65, when you retire.

Sounds like a plan to me.

Call me a puck-bunny, but I got distracted by his hands at 2:34-ish.

Fun fun fun. →

When a child is aborted.

-omnomnatalie: jamesisnotpoliticallycorrect: That child is not sad. That child is not angry. That child is not wondering what kind of live he could of lived. That child does not think, “Mother, why did you not love me? That child is not thinking at all. The only people it immediately affects, are the parents. It’s their decision, no one else’s. Not the government. Not yours. And not your...